My volunteer at work comes in today with fantastic long hair and I says to her "your hair looks so good! Did you get extentions?" She sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed and proceeded to clip them off to show me. Awesome. Now I want some fake hair up in my dome. That brings me to this post. Totally Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse related.
I've ranted here in the past on how completely hideous I thought Kristen Stewart's hair was cut for her role as Joan Jett in the Runaways. She totally should have been wigged for that role instead of being Mullitized, which is all kinds of wrong. I knew it would be a bitch to take all that black out and then get her back to her Bella hair status. And now, because they didn't listen to me, they put Jacob's old wig on her:
I went from a forehead to a three head and where is my hair part? Hmmmmm??? (pic from E!online)
Edward is supposed to be in love with this? He has fantastic hairgasm hair and he supposed to marry the red ape from Planet of the Apes? Oh hells no. This is going to completely ruin Eclipse for me. But who am I kidding, I'll still be in line at 12 am for the first screening.
First they ruined Jasper in New Moon by giving him "Golden Girls just got my hair did for the month old lady hair", then put a Paris Hilton'esqe wig on Rosalie (she is a snot, so who cares about her) Carslie's wigged out this time around too and poor Esme was wigged from the start. Remember the baseball scene? Hellos? That cap made her HEAD HUGENORMOUS.......I just realized that the entire cast has a wig on 'cept the "humans" and the new wolf pack. Alice's wig doesn't really bother me and Jacob's has been hideous since the start, so I'm used to it already. If they are all wigged out, I guess they might as well look hideous together.
Do they not do screen tests? Do they just go to Mandy Lou's house of Hair and buy off the rack? This does not look like custom work. I would have made a call to Beyonce or Tyra's hair people. Those people got it going on and know how to make it look fierce.
ok hair wig rant over.......
78 days.
78 days until New Moon
not like I'm counting. HA!
yay!!
xoxo
cp
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei am having the crummiest of crummy days...
and you.. you make me laugh a spew milk out my nose laugh.
H-I-L-F-L-I-P-P-I-N-L-A-R-I-T-Y girlie.
seriouslike.
I have no clue why they use SO many bad wigs! It's like looking at the high school drama club's handiwork instead of a movie that will easily gross over a quarter of a billion dollars within a few months of releasing [in only 70-something days - yaaaaay!!!]. grr!!! they could do better...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAAA
ReplyDeleteWELL, SISTA, I can't make them fast enough to keep them for anytime in my Etsy shop. lol
ReplyDeleteI have two in there right now (maybe 3).
I am hoping to make alot more this weekend at the lake. :P
So sorry about the iphone. Hope he/she gets to feeling better! lol
That wig looks like a total piece of crap! This is supposed to be a big bucks production, right?
ReplyDelete@kl: spewing milk from your nose! That is awsomfriggentastcal! I love to spread joy and laughter and other crap like that! And girl, I'm still stalking my mailman like edward in bella's room. When, when might I expect goodies from ya? Yays!!
ReplyDelete@sty: srsly. The are going to make boatloads of cash, they should have invested cash into the wiggage. They still have to make bd, and that might even be two movies!!! Fingers crossed for that shit!!
@bp: yo, the yo yo's rock and my baby is back on track!!! Thanks boo!
@Alice: thanks for stopping by and commenting! Lemme first say that I sqeeeeed when I saw your name cuz fir a short min my mind let me believe it was Alice Cullen!! Yes I'm a dork like that!