Sincerely, Christina XO

Those wino pics are srsly making my eyes hurt. So I must add a post to take it away, instead of full on DELETE.......well that and my contacts are searing into my puplis as we speak.....anywayz....... On to the scrappyness of it all: Are you looking to INSPIRE? Do you want to get CREATIVE? Do you think you know JACK? Well if you do, we at SCRAPJACKED just made a kickbootie announcement! We are looking for a NEW member to add to our fantabulous crew. This is the first evah open call so you need to click this link and cha-cha-check it out and show us what you got!!!!! xoxo cp

They Tried to Make us go to Rehab and we said NO NO NO. I look hidious in my before pic, putting that aside, check out the wonderment of being Amy Whinehouse aka Amy Winotized. My friend Shelby is going to friggen die of laughter when she sees this. Go ahead and laugh. If I saw your pic all tricked out like this, I know I would be totes on the floor laughing my ass off. Notice the Twilight package......her sparklepeni order came in. I kid, I kid. Now this one is priceless: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. Thank Goodness I work at a hospital, because I literally lost all breathing capability when I Winotized Edward. OMG. I died. Can you say, Dame Edward? That is some scary shit. Go to eyeslipsface.com to purchase $1 makeup products....and hopefully you can do a better job with appplying it than those fiasco pictures up there. 'Speshally if you want to look this fancy and totally en fuego. xoxo cp

The fam hit up Great America on Saturday. Fun day. Long day. $12.99 All you can drink soda day. Nikelodean Day. Need an App for a kid taser day. (my kid, lol) Thank goodness for wearing 'roos day. All in all, aweosme adventure day. and of course whilst shopping in themepark store, minding my own business and outta know where I had a he.walks.in.to.cafeteria. moment, you know the one....... Be Safe, Christina. he's just checkin' in to make sure i was ok. bam! Edward Cullen Poster. perfect day. lol ps. We are at 88 days until twigasam. skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! New Friggen Moon people! I'm such a fan girl, er woman. xoxoxox cp

I've discovered the free wonders of PICNIK free photo editing. xxxxxx.i.am.in.love.again.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx this is just a few things you can do.....holga, poloroid, soften, blur and all kinds of crazy cool stuff, kids! Why have I never found this before? What rock was I living under. Hummmmm, me thinks the twilight fog I have been in for months has hindered my vision. This shit is fanfriggentastic people!!!!!!! real quick: my kids, jaden's first day of school this past WED, me all glammy, and a necklace im lusting over. gotta jet! xoxoxox cp

Alice in Wonderland inspired window. Beyond awesome. Is this not eye catching or what? La Belle Epoque, Salinas, CA Totally Amazing. Shall we have a tea party and celebrate our Un-Birthdays? MAC. how do I love thee? I'm a bit MAC obsessed. Just one in a few of my random obsessions. coughcoughtwilightcough....speaking of Twilight, Nordstrom's will be carrying a line of Twilight inspried makeup based on the characters and even Volturi. I shit you not. Of course I want it. I couldn't resist these I had to have them. HAD TO! I recently purchased these limited edition eyeshadow palettes. I am loving the Pinks and Greens. Mind you, I have never worn green or blue eyeshadow in my lifetime, but I had the MAC girl put it on me and bam! xoxoxoxoxox i.was.in.love. xxoxoxoxoxoxo How about these? Um, can you say YUM! Check out all the color inspo on the MAC products image. Full on COLOR! Do you love? I do!! Don't forget to check out the latest ScrapJack!! Blessed is my jack

TO THE AWESOMEST LISA GARAY: ......this is a public apology to my dear friend Lisa Garay. I was messing with the text color fonts and apperently hit a combination of wrong keys. Basically I F'd up. Oopsie. The Twifab blog Lisa created for me went up in flames. BIGTIME. I'm sorry for deleting all your fantastic work. It was totally on accident. I'll never forgive myself. xoxo cp

Adore every moment.....make sure you have your stunna shades when ya do it! :) I love using the index prints on layouts. Try it! Plenty 'O love to share....... the hubs, the daughter and the CP. It just ocured to me that that blue lace looks like it should be on some grandma chones. lmao. I also got scrappy last night on two more layouts one for the September 15th ScrapJack and another for the debut September Point Blank Period promt on 9/1. Make sure to check them out! Now on to the Twiness of it all: I missed the Nick Teen Choice Awards, yes I was going to watch through Miley hostank Cyrus (I hear she was gyrating on a pole that was attached to an Ice cream truck?) and the Jonas Purity Ring Bros just to get a glimpse of of the cast, but alas, I forgot about it. All the Twi sites I frequent had a updates and LOTS of pictures......I hear even Pocket Edward made an appearance on the red carpet! How awesome of him. Check him out here at Rob+Edward=Robward ! See I'm not the only

Aubrey's second birthday is quickly approaching. Outta nowhere my baby is going to be two already. Wow. I.can't.believe.it. Both of my children's birthdays are in October and I plan to have two separate parties for them. Aubs is October 2 nd and J's is October 28 th . I would hate a combined birthday and one day I don't want my kids to complain saying they had to SHARE birthdays. Jaden wants Star Wars, no problemo . Done. I was going to to a Lady Bug themed party for Aubrey and then she discovered Barney. My dear husband puts it ON Demand for her from our tv and she has fallen in love with it. I'm so not kidding, anytime the tv goes on she thinks we are putting it on for her and says " BAHNEY BAHNEY ." She likes to sing the I love you song and dance around, it's cute. I thought, what the heck, let's do a Barney Themed Party for her, that should be easy enough, right? It didn't dawn on me that the damn Dino is almost 20 years old and