This evening after breaking my back spot cleaning the rug in our living room, I wanted to take a well deserved break. Popped open a cold one diet Pepsi of course! and plopped myself on the couch. Then I thought, "Christina, why don't you break free action figure Edward Cullen out of his package?" Sure, instead of feeding your children, that is great idea Chris!
I looked high and low, for what seemed like forever, for a suitable pair of scissors all over the house (and I call myself a scrapbooker, pppft!) I busted him out of his plastic coffin. Then I got caught. DOH! My 5 1/2 year old son walks in on me. I felt like I was totally doing something I wasn't supposed to, so I hid Mini Edward behind me. Jaden says, "Mom, are you playing with your doll?" Oh for the love of sweet Jesus, a shame came over me. I suddenly was transported back to my childhood when I got caught behind the house with my friend smoking a cigarette while wearing high heels, when I was 12. go ahead and laugh. i would laugh if it was your story. I tell him "go to watch Sponge Bob!" not really. I lied and said that I wanted to see the Edward Action Figure out of the package, up close. Jaden gave me a weird look and then as he started to walk away said "it's not an action figure mom, it is a doll. He doesn't even have a gun." ROTFL.
I almost peed myself laughing.
Btw, Edward smelled like really bad plastic....the toxic kind. Um, as I recall from one of the books, Edward is supposed to smell like honey, something else and the sun. I really don't know what the Sun would smell like, Me thinks something like a burnt hot pocket....anywhoo, I busted out my camera phone and the pictures sucked, like whoah. Thankfully, I had previously asked Daveward to pick up my camera when he was visiting at my Sister's pad this past Sunday afternoon!! YESSSSSSSS!
He felt a little stupid, maybe even a little demasculated sitting in Jaden's SpiderMan fuzzy chair. Hey, it was that or Aubrey's Dora the Explorer toy car. Which is a sweet ride, btw.
Nothing was on tv, well, nothing that interested me so Shades E decided to take hit upon himself to do some channel surfing.....of course he knew how to use the ON Demand function on the Remote control. Why would you question that?
True Blood, good choice Shades Edward!
Now where can I get a six pack of True Blood type B (B for Bella of course!) ? Hmmmmm..........I wonder if Merlotte's does FedEx?
I looked high and low, for what seemed like forever, for a suitable pair of scissors all over the house (and I call myself a scrapbooker, pppft!) I busted him out of his plastic coffin. Then I got caught. DOH! My 5 1/2 year old son walks in on me. I felt like I was totally doing something I wasn't supposed to, so I hid Mini Edward behind me. Jaden says, "Mom, are you playing with your doll?" Oh for the love of sweet Jesus, a shame came over me. I suddenly was transported back to my childhood when I got caught behind the house with my friend smoking a cigarette while wearing high heels, when I was 12. go ahead and laugh. i would laugh if it was your story. I tell him "go to watch Sponge Bob!" not really. I lied and said that I wanted to see the Edward Action Figure out of the package, up close. Jaden gave me a weird look and then as he started to walk away said "it's not an action figure mom, it is a doll. He doesn't even have a gun." ROTFL.
I almost peed myself laughing.
Btw, Edward smelled like really bad plastic....the toxic kind. Um, as I recall from one of the books, Edward is supposed to smell like honey, something else and the sun. I really don't know what the Sun would smell like, Me thinks something like a burnt hot pocket....anywhoo, I busted out my camera phone and the pictures sucked, like whoah. Thankfully, I had previously asked Daveward to pick up my camera when he was visiting at my Sister's pad this past Sunday afternoon!! YESSSSSSSS!
He felt a little stupid, maybe even a little demasculated sitting in Jaden's SpiderMan fuzzy chair. Hey, it was that or Aubrey's Dora the Explorer toy car. Which is a sweet ride, btw.
Nothing was on tv, well, nothing that interested me so Shades E decided to take hit upon himself to do some channel surfing.....of course he knew how to use the ON Demand function on the Remote control. Why would you question that?
True Blood, good choice Shades Edward!
Now where can I get a six pack of True Blood type B (B for Bella of course!) ? Hmmmmm..........I wonder if Merlotte's does FedEx?
PS.
To all my, um all 9 of you, that read my blog, I assure you that I have not lost my mind. This is just super funny to me, don't amend you blog following of me! I promise that this blog will still contain scrapbooking information and projects.
Be Safe.
xoxox
cp
I am loving it. I need a pocket Edward. Do they make a pocket Eric yet? Cause I need one fo those too.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! I love this!!!! I need to see him putting Jadens toys in a trance like his "action figures with a gun"!!!!
ReplyDeletelol, love it! pocket edward is so cute! i want one and i lvoe how you tried to hide him, lol :)
ReplyDeleteOMG! Totally LOL about Jaden telling it straight. Sheesh Mom, it is *clearly* not an "action" figure. He just doesn't understand Edward's superpowers yet!
ReplyDeletei am SORRRYYYYY!!! lol... i actually did post last night, but apparently i navigated away before it saved.
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OMG i AM DYING!! i am totally totally flipping jealous!! and of course shades would watch true blood! he needs to get some pointers for honeymoon night ya know.. being a good boy from the good old days....!!!
and i understood your codic message... lol... and i am officially team eric. then team edward. no team bill for me. :) i'm good on the smack down. :)
I love reading your blog...so that makes 10!
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