I'm just amazed every year. All these poor souls that wait in line for days, sometimes in rain and in the heat.....for their chance to audition for Randy, Paula and Simon.
The Good: Goth Celine Dion, Jailbait Zachary and the Luthor Vandross singing Twins. That's about it.
The BAD.......oh the BAD: The 1st Guy, BlueMoon Girl, the sheriff that should have been shot, Expletive girl, Feather guy, Ukraine Girl, Eyeball/Barefoot/Jumpy/talks with animals guy, and the whole Patty LaBell people.
Answer me this: How the h-e-double hock sticks did they let the Jump Guy though? I guess that was supposed to be a joke? OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhkay.
I guess none of these people had any family or friends? Was there not a friend saying "uh, I love you but....." or "for the love of GOD" or "don't make a fool of yourself on national television"......apparently not. Heck, why am I complaining? They are the reason I love watching! So keep on auditioning!
Tonight is Denver's turn. Let's see what you go Colorado!
haaaaa aaah!! I'm still LOL about some of them too! The blue moon girl, i wanted to strangle lmao, and that sherrif...bwahhhhaaaaa!!
ReplyDeleteand totally hilarious 'jail bait Zachary' lovin it...