some jokes.......blond ones! HA!

No offense to any blonds out there.....these are just for fun!

Blonde LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking....... andone blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...Floridaor the moon?"The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you seeFlorida...?????"

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.She says, "What's the story?"He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if hecould see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Justyesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show itto you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees anotherblonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to theother side?"The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,"You ARE on the other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that herbody hurt wherever she touched it."Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, thenshe pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee andscreamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touchedmade her scream.The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde.""I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

that kills me........your finger is broken. HA ahahhahh!