They Tried to Make us go to Rehab and we said NO NO NO.I look hidious in my before pic, putting that aside, check out the wonderment of being Amy Whinehouse aka Amy Winotized. My friend Shelby is going to friggen die of laughter when she sees this.
Go ahead and laugh.
If I saw your pic all tricked out like this, I know I would be totes on the floor laughing my ass off.
Notice the Twilight package......her sparklepeni order came in.
I kid, I kid.
Now this one is priceless:
I feel pretty, oh so pretty.
Thank Goodness I work at a hospital, because I literally lost all breathing capability when I Winotized Edward. OMG. I died.
Can you say, Dame Edward? That is some scary shit.
Go to eyeslipsface.com to purchase $1 makeup products....and hopefully you can do a better job with appplying it than those fiasco pictures up there.
'Speshally if you want to look this fancy and totally en fuego.
xoxo
cp
YO ass is crazy .. LOL .. good one crackhead
ReplyDeleteLMFAO. I think I almost piddled.
ReplyDeleteholy crap - and I DON'T work at a hospital - I may need some help recovering - lol!
ReplyDeleteThis is on par with the Twilight FACEinHOLE stuff (and jftr I love Wino and wish she would pull her shit together...What a waste of talent!).
Great post!
: )
HAHAHAHA OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAA
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought I could do nothing with my hair! WOW A WHOLE NEW ME!! You freak! Well since my boss and now my co-irker think I do drugs! NICE!!
ReplyDeleteNo I dont wanna go to rehab I said NO NO NO!!!
HUM......how shall I pay you back how 'bout no lunch for you!!!!!!!!!
Who am I kidding I love food I would never deny anyone of food and my wonderful presence!!! XOXO
@sashaboo...you da crackhead! I'll winotize you too! lol
ReplyDelete@Teresa: you said piddled!! lmao!!
@STY: i can't get on FIH here at work....but this is a close second. I wish she could get her crackhead ass together too!
@Beth: don't hate us because we are beautiful. HA!
@Shelb: yo ass better bring me some pizza from La Casa Sorrento today girlfriend! Ah crap, i forgot the little something I got for you AFRIGGENGAIN. dammit.
i'm like. WINO? as in the slang?
ReplyDeletemeaning: someone who props up walls in the street, drinking an unidentifiable drink (it neednt be wine, could also be spirits, special brew, buckfast or lighter fluid) out of a paper bag whilst swearing incoherently and dribbling
i'm stupid.
but then again. it applies.
so i'm a flippin genius.
:)
ps. dameward is def a scary wench.
ReplyDelete@ kl yes Wino as in Amy Winehouse is a Wino...ya know drunk all the time and your description fits too. so yea, your a flipping genious!!!! AND Winotize.....make to look like Winehouse known this day forward as wino.
ReplyDeleteand id talk him like that any day. damn straight. makeup remover and rip that wig of and is on like donkey kong. ;p