I love God but I'll cut you if I have to.
Not really, but I can drop kick a beyotch the appropriate time called for it. I mean, I was prepared for the worst.
The lady came to my house at 9 pm.
As soon as she saw me, she knew I wasn't the same lady who wrote the checks to her. Same height, color hair, round face, but she say's the other lady was bigger in the hips than me. Is that possible? ;0 This lady was a bit gangsta to come to my house and ask for the money, wasn't she? I mean dayum! Straight up gangsta to come and look for me at my house. (BTW Miss Vee, you crack my azz up w/that comment!)
We talked for a bit about it, in my horrible broken spanish and I told her I was sorry that this had happened to her and she equally was aplologetic to me. I got the description of the lady and additional information (she left a little bit of a trail that I'm going to investigate) about the purchases made and I'm going to amend my original report.....the weird thing was is that she was so convincingly me. The imposter said exactly where I worked, said the cross street of my house and said how close it was to the local community college. The merchant had a bit of doubt, but this additional information made the theif seem more ME.
Bitch please, this shizz better stop now.
For all I know my "bad" check impersonator is causing merchants to post my check on their "do not accept checks from these people" list. I'm calling the bank on Monday to see what has tried to go through on the closed account.
Well, hope the worst is over.
Crossing fingers, I hope.
Going to do a Sunday Girls Night out with my younger sister Ana and my SIL Lina......dinner and a movie.....husbands, boyfriend and kids stay home! WHOOOT!
Adventures of a Shopaholic or Madea Goes to Jail. One of the two, I don't care. Just bring on the Watermellon Margaritas!
Again, no photo, which makes my post feel naked.
Speaking of Pictures, have you guys seen the picture of Rihanna all busted up in her face? Horrible. I would post it, but I don't want that picture of her on my blog. TMZ plasted it all over if you want to see it. Damn, that Chris Brown. We still don't know the full story but dang. It looks bad. Will his career end? Good chance it might, but then again look at Kobe, he's still making millons, but there wasn't this type of damaging photo on him.
Wow is all I have to say.
late.
xoxoxo
cp
Not really, but I can drop kick a beyotch the appropriate time called for it. I mean, I was prepared for the worst.
The lady came to my house at 9 pm.
As soon as she saw me, she knew I wasn't the same lady who wrote the checks to her. Same height, color hair, round face, but she say's the other lady was bigger in the hips than me. Is that possible? ;0 This lady was a bit gangsta to come to my house and ask for the money, wasn't she? I mean dayum! Straight up gangsta to come and look for me at my house. (BTW Miss Vee, you crack my azz up w/that comment!)
We talked for a bit about it, in my horrible broken spanish and I told her I was sorry that this had happened to her and she equally was aplologetic to me. I got the description of the lady and additional information (she left a little bit of a trail that I'm going to investigate) about the purchases made and I'm going to amend my original report.....the weird thing was is that she was so convincingly me. The imposter said exactly where I worked, said the cross street of my house and said how close it was to the local community college. The merchant had a bit of doubt, but this additional information made the theif seem more ME.
Bitch please, this shizz better stop now.
For all I know my "bad" check impersonator is causing merchants to post my check on their "do not accept checks from these people" list. I'm calling the bank on Monday to see what has tried to go through on the closed account.
Well, hope the worst is over.
Crossing fingers, I hope.
Going to do a Sunday Girls Night out with my younger sister Ana and my SIL Lina......dinner and a movie.....husbands, boyfriend and kids stay home! WHOOOT!
Adventures of a Shopaholic or Madea Goes to Jail. One of the two, I don't care. Just bring on the Watermellon Margaritas!
Again, no photo, which makes my post feel naked.
Speaking of Pictures, have you guys seen the picture of Rihanna all busted up in her face? Horrible. I would post it, but I don't want that picture of her on my blog. TMZ plasted it all over if you want to see it. Damn, that Chris Brown. We still don't know the full story but dang. It looks bad. Will his career end? Good chance it might, but then again look at Kobe, he's still making millons, but there wasn't this type of damaging photo on him.
Wow is all I have to say.
late.
xoxoxo
cp
dude. seriously coulda been some drama up in your house yesterday huh? sux that the chick is doing some single white female crap with your info/money/cc. that's just messed up. what happen to the old days of just taken the money and runnin?? geez..
ReplyDeletehope you have a good time @ the movies.. i've never had a watermelon margarita but damnnn it sounds good!
Oh hell no!!! I hope you find out who stole your identity and take care of it! Yes, those ladies that came looking for their money were pretty ballsy!!
ReplyDeletethats ridiculous to come to your HOME. to me, thats harassment. some people are nuts.... i hope this bs ends for you soon. i had my wallet stolen years ago (at a funeral at that) and never felt so violated in my life.
ReplyDeleteI glad that the confrontation went well I mean she has some balls!!! I loved Madea Goes to Jail, it was so funny! if someone else comes knocking on your door you will have to jacked them up Madea style! :) hehehehe
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